blog #10 – signed, sealed, delivered, she’s (almost) yours – 12th dec 2014


Between Paula’s kick-ass turn in Get Santa!, Laura’s foray into Amish line-dancing, Phil turning 20-just-a-bairn and Lee’s Quality Street induced diabetes, it’s been non-stop at team chicken, pox and fox of late.

We’ve signed, sealed and delivered umpteen contracts for next years giddy-as-a-christmas-slipper National Tour which means that Donna is almost yours.

Kicking off at our spiritual home of Live Theatre on 26th February we’ll be embarking on an almighty adventure akin to Willy Fogg going loads of places in that cartoon with that dog in that bowler hat…so get booking. The full tour listings are on the Donna Disco page of this very site and you’ve not a single excuse because we’ll be everywhere – like discount Christmas jumpers.

There’s a spellbinding new trailer to kiss you under the mistletoe with later this week and we even have an evocative new logo from illustrator extraordinaire Daniel Weatheritt.

In the meantime, don’t forget to follow Donna on twitter – @donnadisco – as she’ll be tweeting hopes and dreams aplenty in the run up to the tour…because just like the opening song offof Priscilla, Queen of the Desert – she’s ‘been to paradise’ but she’s ‘never been to Leeds.’


Spread it.

Love and Light

Chicken Lee, Chicken Paula, Chicken Laura and Chicken Phil(let)

blog #9 – tickled as pink as the rinky-dink panther – 24th sept 2014

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Before you start, we’re well aware it’s been a while but we come bearing excitement aplenty.

Because the last few months – since we calmed ourselves down post Brown Bird at the Bush and scored a producer – have been awash with almighty preparations for the next leg of our grand and masterful plan.

We’ve commissioned a stunning little logo, been beavering away on lyrics for Betsy Ann, bought all but one of the props for Violet Violet, continued to collect characters for our sketch show and even have an Ebay bid on a fur coat for the colourful star of show #4.

As if that’s not enough, we’re tickled as pink as every episode of the rinky-dink panther to announce that…you might want to sit down…

Arts Council England have awarded us a grant to take Donna Disco on a National Tour and to make Betsy Ann a musical reality.

Forgive us if we don’t have time for fist pumps and celebratory Cinzano’s but there’s a multitude of venues to confirm, a Sherbet Herbert puppet to find and party poppers to source.

Let’s not leave it so long next time and we very much look forward to seeing you at one or all of the shows.

Love and Light

Chicken Lee, Chicken Paula, Chicken Laura and Chicken Phil(let)

blog #8 – you can’t make a fist if you’re limp-wristed – 2nd apr 2014

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It’s certainly safe to say that we’re currently as excited as that song offof the Crunchie advert here at chez Chicken Pox Fox* (*Lee’s house, Paula’s house, any pub.)

Because in our absence – since we rendered The Bush agog with the disabled brownies of Brown Bird – we’ve been planning and plotting some thrilling new ventures for this upcoming year.

In no specific order, the projects you can expect to be smashed in the face with some time soon are:

Betsy Ann

A country and western-inspired musical which spans Scotland, sexuality and the super bowl, and may very well include a song entitled ‘you can’t make a fist if you’re limp-wristed.’

Violet Violet

A mockumentary film project about a girl with no thumbs and her obsessive quest to find not only two missing pieces of herself, but each and every one of them.


Born out of the odds and sods that make us hyperventilate with hysterics, this is a mash-up of Eurovision faux pas’s, Wookiee bingo callers and sticky little boys called Toby.

Furthermore, we have a new addition to team Chicken, Pox and Fox in the form of a glittering new producer who goes by the name of Phil Hargreaves.  We have him care of the The Empty Space‘s This Way Up initiative which we were invited to apply for before Christmas.

In his very own third person words, here’s a little bit about our new-kid-on-this-block but not all-the-blocks Phil…

‘Phil Hargreaves has a vast amount of experience working with a broad mix of artists and companies at varying career levels.  His work includes creative and strategic development, advocacy, UK and International Tour Producing, relationship building, fundraising and mentoring.

Phil has a great understanding of the UK touring circuit and has toured well over three thousand shows across the UK to theatres, festivals and outdoor events.  Over the past five years, Phil has worked on tours to Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Canada and America and has worked with some of the UK’s leading theatre companies such as Third Angel, Stan’s Cafe, Hull Truck Theatre, Theatre Alibi, RashDash and Fifth Word.

Phil has been working with Dep Arts for the last 5 years as a Producer and recently left the company to work in a freelance capacity.’

…we know.  He’s mint and comes with a name that can be effortlessly adapted to Chicken Phil(let).  Win win.

And that’s it for now, which we think is enough to keep you tantalisingly ticking over for the time being.

It is worth flagging up that we’re just putting the finishing touches to a teaser trailer for ‘Violet Violet’ which will find it’s way into your retinas in the next couple of days…so watch this racy space.

Love and Light

Chicken Lee, Chicken Paula, Chicken Laura and Chicken Phil(let)

blog #7 – etched the streets ‘chicken pox’ and ‘fox’ onto a map of london – 10th dec 2013

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This might’ve taken a month but suffice to say we’re back, we’re bad and joyously triumphant!

Our adventure to The Bush was nothing short of exhilarating and exhausting in equal measure.  But like a combined Edinburgh-Irvine-Cumbrian Jess Fletch in search of some culpable cousin the trip was well worth it.

Because by introducing our sensational audience to the world of Brown Owl Beth we might just have opened the tiniest of minds whilst high-fiving the already free ones, made a couple of ladies leave whilst two lads gave us a standing ovation and etched the streets ‘Chicken Pox’ and ‘Fox‘ onto a map of London.

Without meaning to blow our own bagpipes, the positive feedback was aplenty:

‘Humbert Humbert but a Brown Owl? Awesome and difficult and funny’

‘The balance between comedy and poignancy was awesome’

‘Touching, thought-provoking, beautiful work’

Company highlights included:

– Awarding Chicken Laura a plastic good-luck-Fox only for her to obsessively photograph it in and around every inch of the weekend.

– ‘Borrowing’ a polystyrene ‘D’ from the RADAR Festival sign for my niece Dee.

– An early hours frisk around a 24/7 Tesco’s which included a holler of ‘did I just do that?’ from Chicken Paula somewhere near the breaded ham.

The next step for us is to embark on an altogether exciting new venture (newsflash to follow) and kick off our concrete plan for the next couple of years…which includes producing a film, a national tour, an Edinburgh jaunt, plenty new plays, a sketch show and umpteen chicken pox adventures inbetween.

So, watch this space and stock up on the chamomile lotion because (in the words of the late, great Carpenters) we’ve only just bastard begun.

Love and light

Chicken Lee, Chicken Paula and Chicken Laura

blog #6 – extravaganza of the crucifixion – 12th nov 2013

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It’s weird isn’t it?

You spend far too many hours in the same company’s company, listening to the same One Direction songs, running over the SAME interaction with the SAME empty wheelchair and STILL that’s what’s you crave at the end of each exhausting day.

That doesn’t mean to say I’m writing this from our newly WD40’d wheelchair to the addictive beats of What Makes You Beautiful…whilst repeatedly going to Chicken Paula’s voicemail…it doesn’t…cos that would just be even more weird.

Having said that, we’ve just returned from our final rehearsal and are naught short of massively excited to introduce Brown Owl Beth to the world at the weekend.

Because over the last couple of days the whole play has completely come together.  And slotting those final few pieces into place, akin to a jigsaw-loving Nana pressing those last cathartic nails into her 2000-piece extravaganza of the crucifixion, has allowed us to see the bigger picture; one which we hoped we were painting but one which has appeared in more glorious technicolour than any of us could have imagined.

All that remains now is to cross our heads, shoulders, knees and toes…because the ‘to do’ scribbles of page.1 have all been crossed out…the clarity clarified…the final track edited…the train tickets departmentalised…and we even have a company allen key.

So, wish us luck.  Because, if you don’t see us through the week you’ll see us through the window.  Bearing in mind we’ve yet to secure funding to finance a company window.  And we’re only on at the weekend.  Not the week.  And it’s sold out.  Anyway.

Love and light

Chicken Lee, Chicken Paula and Chicken Laura